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Flat Earth Globe, Fully assembled Flat Earth Model, Desktop Flat Earth Map, Gag Gifts for conspiracy theorists, Fits in hand, made in USA

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  • FLAT EARTH GLOBE UNIQUE DESIGN: This flat earth globe features a flat disc shape design depicting the flat earth theory with the oceans and ice wall surrounding the edges, Articulating design to move in place where you wish, SUPER FLAT plaque text design for some great laughs.
  • FLAT EARTH MODEL: Great gift for any conspiracy theorist, birthday present, work gift, this makes an excellent gag gift to anyone who thinks outside the globe.
  • COMPACT SIZE: Measuring just 4 inches in diameter, the small size allows it to fit easily on desktops, bookshelves, or even be held in the hand for closer examination, very lightweight.
  • FLAT EARTH MAP FULLY ASSEMBLED: No assembly is required - this flat earth map ships fully constructed so it's ready for display straight out of the package.
  • AMERICAN CRAFTSMANSHIP: Proudly made in the USA, this flat earth design was created by American artisans to spark thoughtful discussion, Stir heated debates, and get some great laughs in the process. (Semi Fragile, Be gentle when adjusting angles of articulating flat earth design)


This unique Flat Earth Globe makes a fun conversation piece for any skeptic or conspiracy theorist. Measuring 4 inches in diameter, the compact desktop 3d flat earth map depicts the Flat Earth as envisioned by the Flat Earth theory - an Antartica ice wall surrounding the edges. Made of plastic with raised landmasses, this desktop Flat earth model is fully assembled and small enough to hold in your hand. Its novelty design provides hours of entertainment for Flat Earthers and anyone interested in alternative theories or to get your conspiracy buddy as a great Flat Earth Globe gag gift. Impress your friends with intriguing discussions sparked by this unconventional take on the Earth's shape. Makes a great gag gift or nightstand display for believers in the Flat Earth Map. designed in partnership with Colonial Depot exclusive rights holder.


Customer
Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2025
The Earth is flat. Super flat. Flattest thing ever. It’s actually 2D. If you look at it from the side, it disappears. It has neither hills, nor mountains or valleys. FLAAAAAAAT.
Mecham
Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2025
Let the world know, how you support the TRUTH!
أبو_تيم
Reviewed in Saudi Arabia on September 25, 2024
Very small, poor quality
Storm
Reviewed in the United States on July 10, 2024
I wasn't sure if this was a model kit, but it is a fully completed, though small, model, fully colored and moveable on all axes.Whatever position you take on this topic, it's a great conversation piece and will fit well on your shelf or desk alongside your sasquatch figure or hardcover Torah translations. I love it!
Lawrence Jamerson
Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2024
Crazy price for a little gimmick, but fun. Average quality. Convo piece.
Jami
Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2024
Hubby is a geodesist (one of the oldest sciences - geodesy - essentially the basis for determining where things are) so I had to get this for him. He laughed when he opened it and loves it. Hilarious gift. Although I think it's a bit overpriced for what it is and wish it was a bit bigger. If it were bigger, he'd take it with him to speaking engagements - he loves to make jokes to help explain some of the more complex things he works on. Anyway a fun gift for any geospatial nerd!
Heidi Anne Heiner
Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2024
We have a flat earther in our friend group. When we saw this, we knew we had to get it for some laughs. It's funny, especially the polar caps. It's a great gag gift and discussion piece. However, it is 3D printed plastic and overpriced for the value of it. This looks like something you would get at Dollar Tree. Anyway, it's fun but expensive for the size and quality.
Smith
Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2024
This is really cute. I love that it's on a double gimbal to show the earth's rotation, which is apparently the same despite the disk shape? And I've always wondered where all the continents were supposed to be on the disk. The "polar ring" is a nice touch. I do object to this being called a "Flat Earth Globe" as it is clearly NOT a globe but oh well.
Teri Olsen
Reviewed in the United States on May 10, 2024
My son like maps and globes, so I couldn’t resist getting this as a unique addition to his collection. It’s small and made of cheap light plastic, but it serves as a funny conversation piece. The whole thing is only 4 inches high, and the flat earth itself is 3 inches in diameter. The back of the flat earth and the bottom of the base are pebble-textured black plastic. The earth swivels side to side, as well as up and down, which is nice. This desktop or shelf display item is a great gimmick that is sure to attract attention and start lively debate. For its size and weight it’s way overpriced, but hey, it’s one-of-a-kind. It would be a good gag gift for a geography student, space enthusiast, or your favorite conspiracy theorist. The best thing about it is that it’s made in the USA by real American patriots at the Colonial Depot. :)
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